this looks like a trailer for a romantic comedy where gandalf is the beautiful protagonist who must choose which attractive leading man he wants to end up with
I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this.
real, actual issues in the world right now
This is happening in the world but people are worried about what a celebrity is going to name their child.
is noone going to ask hOW THE FUCK THEYRE GETTING ALL THE ACID
What the actual fuck. I could cry reading this. Wow
We need more news coverage on this. This is the most horrifying shit I have ever seen in my entire life. Omigod. I’m literally sick to my stomach by this.
Eleven’s hour is over now, the clock is striking twelve’s.
Tumblr, I should use you more often. I just can’t go to my actual feed because I’m behind on HIMYM, Downton Abbey, and Doctor Who and I DON’T NEED YOUR SPOILERS.
Dear Mr. Anthony van Leeuwenhoek,
Your letter of October 10th has been received here with amusement. Your account of myriad “little animals” seen swimming in rainwater, with the aid of your so-called “microscope,” caused the members of the society considerable merriment when read at our most recent meeting. Your novel descriptions of the sundry anatomies and occupations of these invisible creatures led one member to imagine that your “rainwater” might have contained an ample portion of distilled spirits— imbibed by the investigator. Another member raised a glass of clear water and exclaimed, “Behold, the Africk of Leeuwenhoek.” For myself, I withhold judgment as to the sobriety of your observations and the veracity of your instrument. However, a vote having been taken among the members—accompanied I regret to inform you, by considerable giggling—it has been decided not to publish your communication in the Proceedings of this esteemed society…
If you ever get sad about being under-appreciated, just remember that this was the British Royal Society’s initial response to the guy who basically founded the entire field of microbiology. (via whatiheard